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[Fanfic] In Our Bedrooms After The War

This is my birthday gift for elysean a.k.a SHE WHO HAS MANY NAMES. Love you, sweetie, and I hope you like it. Even if it was supposed to be posted a week ago. You’re sweet and talented and very loved and I hope you had a great birthday.

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Title: In Our Bedrooms After The War

Pairing: Br/Arg

Summary: It’s three in the morning, and Luciano is in love.

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  #brarg    #fanfic    #latin hetalia    #myfics    #elysean  
People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

  #...    #yeah    #maybe some context?    #i have no idea what he was going for lol    #bukowski  
  #queue    #baby NO  

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

image

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

  #no sweetie    #you can cause an accident with that    #a real accident with real people that might die for real    #you fucking idiot  
emilysidhe:

accioderren:

elphabaoftheopera:

death-limes:

kittygorian:

I think my hair is confused

somebody else knows my torment

this is me exactly

Thank God other people know my suffering

This may be because you have curly hair!  Curly hair is not supposed to be brushed!  Comb it with a wide-toothed comb when it is still wet after you get out of the shower, then don’t take anything else to it until you wash it again.  If you must, you can dampen it with a spray bottle and finger-comb it a little, but only if it is bad.  It took me 25 years to learn this, do not repeat my mistakes!

emilysidhe:

accioderren:

elphabaoftheopera:

death-limes:

kittygorian:

I think my hair is confused

somebody else knows my torment

this is me exactly

Thank God other people know my suffering

This may be because you have curly hair!  Curly hair is not supposed to be brushed!  Comb it with a wide-toothed comb when it is still wet after you get out of the shower, then don’t take anything else to it until you wash it again.  If you must, you can dampen it with a spray bottle and finger-comb it a little, but only if it is bad.  It took me 25 years to learn this, do not repeat my mistakes!

  #never brush ur curls    #NEVER BRUSDH UR CURLS OMG    #unless you're going for this effect    #they'll come undone and theyll never be back    #unless you wash it all  

hiphopfightsplaque:

sarazarr:

blue-author:

deathisabitch:

elyel:

Lets clear this out! 

Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt wrote it!
Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin. 
Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!
ElYEl


Aclaremos esto! 

Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido. 
Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!
ElyEl

SIGNAL BOOST

Reducing an out of context picture of strangers to inspiration porn is so dehumanizing.

Oh internet you are so full of dark and light I just don’t even know what to make of you sometimes!

I’m really mad about this.

This is fascinating, actually. The caption tumblr is still around, and from what I can tell their thing is writing stories about random pictures that show up. It usually has a disclaimer with the models, source of picture, and a huge THIS IS FICTIONAL.

(if you decide to check, remember, REALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK MAKE SURE UR BOSS IS NOT READING OVER UR SHOULDER TRUST ME ON THIS)

If you scroll down you’ll find him apologizing to this couple for not making it clear that he was writing… image-based fanfic, or whatever you call that, and the couple saying it’s ok. All really sweet.

I guess the moral of the story is that everyone should check their sources before reblogging stuff.

  #that said    #i dont think the story quite works u know    #but that's neither here nor there    #some of them were nice    #NOT SAFE FOR WORK IN CASE YOU WANT TO CHECK  

dontneedyourheroact:

thebloodthirstyavatar:

holy fuck, thing about how pureblood wizards would react to reading things like “the hound of baskervile” and other mystery books where the muggles expect a magical source for troubles but its just other muggles and this just throws wizard born kids right the fuck off.

like of course the ghoul from scooby doo is haunting that place thats what they do wAIT HOLY FUCK YOU MEAN IT WASNT A GHOUL? WAAAT and muggle born wizards just chuckling to themselves

CLEARLY THIS IS THE WORK OF AN AUSTRIAN WATER GHOUL

'no it's old man jenkins'

UM I APPRECIATE YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS BUT NO IT IS AN AUSTRIAN WATER GHOUL

'nah'

ten minutes later the wizard just explodes like IT WAS OLD MAN JENKINS????????????????? THIS IS COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED NOBODY SAW THIS COMING WHAT IN THE WORLD

'yeah ok'

  #hp    #scoobydoo was weird    #queue  

sarazarr:

blue-author:

deathisabitch:

elyel:

Lets clear this out! 

Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt wrote it!
Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin. 
Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!
ElYEl


Aclaremos esto! 

Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido. 
Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!
ElyEl

SIGNAL BOOST

Reducing an out of context picture of strangers to inspiration porn is so dehumanizing.

Oh internet you are so full of dark and light I just don’t even know what to make of you sometimes!

 

  #the funny thing is that i'm not even sure the second version is true either    #im so not going to check    #but    #something to do if you want something to do    #queue  

spaceshipmatria:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

From Maria Bamford: The Special Special Special!

One of the best Maria bits ever.

  #u_u    #diets  
you are a pretentious prick who is also a transphobic piece of trash, go to hell

Anonymous

maureenjohnsonbooks:

fishingboatproceeds:

There is so much of this stuff in my ask box, and most of it not even anonymous, but I don’t want to call out any particular user because I know they’ll then get a lot of hateful asks and the cycle will just continue.

First off, there’s a comma splice in your ask. I just have to let you know that, on account of how I’m a pretentious prick.

I hope that I’m not transphobic. I’ve been public and vocal in my support for the rights of trans people for years, and I’ve tried over the years to amplify trans voices, from T Cooper to Stephen Ira Beatty, rather than pretending to be able to speak for them. 

Look, I am a person, and I am not a particularly good one. I am screwed up and make a lot of mistakes. But I am not a piece of trash. I would imagine that you are also screwed up and make a lot of mistakes, but you aren’t a piece of trash either.

But it is still hurtful—very hurtful—to hear people call me a piece of trash. It just makes me sad to hear, the way I think it would make most people sad to hear. The certainty and lack of nuance in that characterization reflects a broader lack of nuance in online discourse these days that just bums me out. 

Stuff like this? It’s not activism. It’s hate mongering. 

And it’s not even correct. Just because you levy an accusation at someone doesn’t make you right about it.

This is the kind of stuff that will ruin the internet, if we let it. I hope we can get ourselves together and end this so we can have good things.

  #queue    #pretty much  

beanarie:

amindamazed:

[8-piece gifset of Sherlock presenting/pelting Watson with clothes from her closet while she’s still in bed, 2 each from 1x14, 1x19, 2x18, 2x19]

sanguinarysanguinity: joan has a crime-solving valet, and, sherlock didn’t have enough dolls as a kid

  #he has good taste    #elementary    #nice clothes  
historicaltimes:

"The Kiss of Life": A utility worker, J.D. Thompson, giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker Randall G. Champion after he contacted a high voltage wire -Full details in comments-
cobb__salad:



This photo shows two power linemen, Randall Champion and J. D. Thompson, at the top of a utility pole. They had been performing routine maintenance when Champion brushed one of the high voltage lines at the very top. These are the lines that can be heard “singing” with electricity. Over 4000 volts entered Champion’s body and instantly stopped his heart (an electric chair uses about 2000 volts).


His safety harness prevented a fall, and Thompson, who had been ascending below him, quickly reached him and performed mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. He was unable to perform CPR given the circumstances, but continued breathing into Champion’s lungs until he felt a slight pulse, then unbuckled his harness and descended with him on his shoulder. Thompson and another worker administered CPR on the ground, and Champion was moderately revived by the time paramedics arrived, eventually making a full recovery. source (bottom of the page)

Randall Champion lived another 35 years. He died of heart failure (unrelated?) in 2002 at 64 years old.
Rocco Morabito won the 1968 Pulitzer Prize for Spot News Photography for this photo, which was printed in the Jacksonville Journal. He died in 2009, at 88 years old.
Thompson is still alive today.

historicaltimes:

"The Kiss of Life": A utility worker, J.D. Thompson, giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker Randall G. Champion after he contacted a high voltage wire -Full details in comments-

cobb__salad:

This photo shows two power linemen, Randall Champion and J. D. Thompson, at the top of a utility pole. They had been performing routine maintenance when Champion brushed one of the high voltage lines at the very top. These are the lines that can be heard “singing” with electricity. Over 4000 volts entered Champion’s body and instantly stopped his heart (an electric chair uses about 2000 volts).



His safety harness prevented a fall, and Thompson, who had been ascending below him, quickly reached him and performed mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. He was unable to perform CPR given the circumstances, but continued breathing into Champion’s lungs until he felt a slight pulse, then unbuckled his harness and descended with him on his shoulder. Thompson and another worker administered CPR on the ground, and Champion was moderately revived by the time paramedics arrived, eventually making a full recovery. source (bottom of the page)

Randall Champion lived another 35 years. He died of heart failure (unrelated?) in 2002 at 64 years old.

Rocco Morabito won the 1968 Pulitzer Prize for Spot News Photography for this photo, which was printed in the Jacksonville Journal. He died in 2009, at 88 years old.

Thompson is still alive today.

  #queue    #kiss of life  

anglosexual:

larwrence:

facts about other movies

"the first disney princess to be crowned quee—"

image

"the first disney princess to be crown—"

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"the first dis—"

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let’s try that again

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  #ariel kinda sings with ursula but fine it's not a duet    #disney  

amyelizabeth:

allmyfriendsarewhite:

bellecs:

This is literally a Tumblr classroom.

Bonus!

Ahem…

Reason 10,580 to never sleep on “10 Things I Hate About You.” Like, ever.

Yessssss.

  #fandon secret    #the first time i watched this movie i thought they were all insane    #like    #what the ever living fuck is even going on with these people    #my mom actually asked if they were supposed to come across as crazy    #now of course i understand    #american things    #10 things i hate about you    #it's pretty awesome tbh