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zu-art:

More kiss meme: BrArg kisses on the lips (passionate); on the eyelids; on the butt; and on the neck. There was one asking for a kiss on the naughty bits but I couldn’t stop laughing so I gave up uwu

  #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAW    #meninos beijoqueiros    #luci stahp    #e ele parece tristinho do de eyelids D8 WHY    #besitos    #brarg    #bebês preciosos    #;o;  
xshiromorix:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

… This makes me so happy.

xshiromorix:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

… This makes me so happy.

colossal-sweat:

When you see a notp that involves your favorite character on your dash:

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  #go awEY    #notp  

Mulher só curte foto de mulher por três motivos: “Gosto de você e ficou legal”, ” Olha como essa quenga ta feia” e “É amiga então vamos curtir né”

  #ué    #mas qual outro motivo existiria    #amigas verdadeiras não deixam amigas sem uma mísera curtida  

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

gigantikku-otn:

some things never change

  #me    #i like chamomile  
BrUru, #13 CONSIDER IT A CHALLENGE

dumbassprincess:

on the foot

Luciano piensa, esto no debería estar pasando. Piensa también en lo mucho que quiere decirle a Sebastián que pare, que donde están yendo los dos no es algo que lo haga sentir cómodo. Pero él lo mira, desde el sofá, con esa cara que no sabe si está aburrido o impaciente; con esa cara que lo está retando, hacelo si tenés huevos, Luci.

Luciano le muerde el interior de lo muslos, el izquierdo. Pasa su lengua por la rodilla y va bajando, en el músculo hay un hundiendo donde muerde y llega a los talones de los pies. Sebastián levanta un pie y lo apoya en el hombro, empujándolo hacia abajo y su boca se choca con el pie izquierdo y Luciano puede pensar en todas las ideas que tuvo, pero no hay nada distinto en besar el pie de Sebastian o morderle el muslo.

Sebastián lo mira con los ojos entrecerrados, una sonrisa burlona asomándose en sus comisuras, y Luciano sujeta el pie con sus manos, dejando un camino de besos hasta los dedos. Estaba concentrado en su tarea cuando Sebastián aparta el pie con algo de fuerza.

Dejá de jugar, Luci.

Hay un tonito prepotente que molesta a Luciano, y con mucho justo dejaría de jugar; piensa mientras sus dedos se enganchan con la ropa interior de Sebastián.

HOT SEXY BRURU FICS <3<3<3

miss ceci y u so kinky

  #bruru    #cecifics    #fanfic  

He is taking a course on Marxist ideology.
He says, “The only real solution is to smash the system and start again.”
His thumb is caressing the most bourgeois copy of the communist manifesto that I have ever seen,
He bought it at Barnes and Noble for twenty-nine U.S. American dollars and ninety-nine cents,
Its hard cover shows a dark man with a scarved face
Waving a gigantic red flag against a fictional smoky background.
The matte finish is fucking gorgeous.
He wants to be congratulated for paying Harvard sixty thousand dollars
To teach him that the system is unfair.
He pulls his iPhone from his imported Marino wool jacket, and leaves.

What people can’t possibly tell from the footage on TV
Is that the water cannon feels like getting whipped with a burning switch.
Where I come from, they fill it with sewer water and hope that they get you in the face with your mouth open
So that the hepatitis will keep you in bed for the next protest.
What you can’t tell from Harvard square,
Is that when the tear gas bursts from nowhere to everywhere all at once,
It scrapes your insides like barbed wire, sawing at your lungs.
Tear gas is such a benign term for it,
If you have never breathed it in you would think it was a nostalgic experience.
What you can’t learn at Barnes and Noble,
Is that when they rush you, survival is to run,
I am never as fast as when the police are chasing me.
I know what happens to women in the holding cells down there and yet…
We still do it.

I inherited my communist manifesto,
It has no cover—
Because my mother ripped it off when she hid it in the dust jacket of “Don Quixote”
The day before the soldiers destroyed her apartment,
Looking for subversive propaganda.
She burned the cover, could not bring herself to burn the pages,
Hoped to God the soldiers couldn’t read,
They never found it.
So she was not killed for it, but her body bore the scars of the torture chamber,
For wanting her children to have a better life than she did,
Don’t talk to me about revolution.

I know what the price of smashing the system really is, my people already tried that.
The price of uprise is paid in blood,
And not Harvard blood.
The blood that ran through the streets of Santiago,
The blood thrown alive from Argentine helicopters into the Atlantic.

It is easy to say “revolution” from the comfort of a New England library.

It is easy to offer flesh to the cause,
When it is not yours to give.

Catalina Ferro, “Manifesto” (via dialecticsof)

I feel like people do need to remember that there is a very real, very painful, very human element to the word “revolution”.

(via nuanced-subversion)

  #poetry  

tsunderelovino:

Hetalia (Argentina x Brasil) - Fuckin’ Perfect by:Fernanda Melém

  #brarg    #video    #aaaaaw cute    #that was clever  

stirringwind:


busy brazil is totally oblivious brazil, sorry argentina lmao. (also, he’s living dangerously indeed, the denial!)

(and he should have known better than to tell Mexico tho, 100% guaranteed all the Americans will know by tomorrow because somewhere along the way she’d tell america who’ll post it on twitter)

brazil, mexico and argentina are my own designs- inspired by the latin hetalia comm :)

  #aw baby is busy    #help him handle the paperwork that will do    #queue    #brarg  
  #omg  
cracked:

For all the political, social, and economic equality women truly do deserve, Felix Clay is not handing them a Piss Championship anytime soon.
6 Types of Gender Inequality That We Need to Just Accept

#6. Peeing
If you give a man two minutes, he can urinate safely, effectively, and in a satisfying manner. He can do this anywhere on Earth. In any situation. Lost in the woods? Not an issue. On a boat? Simple. Trapped in an alley? Couldn’t be easier. Any situation that would rightly cause the average woman to fear exposure to tetanus, hobo residue, mosquitoes, bear traps, poison ivy, broken crack pipes, slippery ship decks, and 100 other concerns that could send someone squatting with their pants around their ankles panicking into the night are of no concern to a man who can whip it out and not just pee but write his damn name on a wall with it.

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I find this SO UNFAIR :(

cracked:

For all the political, social, and economic equality women truly do deserve, Felix Clay is not handing them a Piss Championship anytime soon.

6 Types of Gender Inequality That We Need to Just Accept

#6. Peeing

If you give a man two minutes, he can urinate safely, effectively, and in a satisfying manner. He can do this anywhere on Earth. In any situation. Lost in the woods? Not an issue. On a boat? Simple. Trapped in an alley? Couldn’t be easier. Any situation that would rightly cause the average woman to fear exposure to tetanus, hobo residue, mosquitoes, bear traps, poison ivy, broken crack pipes, slippery ship decks, and 100 other concerns that could send someone squatting with their pants around their ankles panicking into the night are of no concern to a man who can whip it out and not just pee but write his damn name on a wall with it.

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I find this SO UNFAIR :(

scruffyfrank:

monoclesandtentacles:

having depression is not an excuse to be an asshole

having depression is not an excuse to be an asshole

having depression is not an excuse to be an asshole

HAVING DEPRESSION IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO BE AN ASSHOLE AND GUILT TRIP PEOPLE INTO THINGS OR TO SAY YOU HAVE IT WORSE THAN SOMEBODY WHEN THEY’RE HAVING A BAD DAY BECAUSE GUESS WHAT, YOU DON’T HAVE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE PASS THAT MEANS EVERYONE HAS TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOU AND YOU ONLY 

it’s emotional abuse

  #ispend a lot of time with a depressed person in my formative years    #so now when i see this coming i'm like HELL NO    #im pretty efficient in noping out of this kind of relationship    #depression    #dont be an asshole yo